* Don't ask leading questions like "Is this the way to Chennai." because you'll enevitably get a "yes" and a nod/shake of the head.
* On the flip side, asking for anything generally results in "Yes, no problem."
* Indian bike mechanics are the best in the world. + The quickest & cheapest.
* All Indian coach and bus drivers are homicidal cunts.
* Riding a motorbike with the gearshifter on the wrong side and upsidedown.
* Eating raw chillis, good for the digestion.
* Why have 1 person do a job when you can have 8. (This does not mean things happen 8 times faster, rather the reverse.)
* Indians hav'nt figured out what to do with rubbish, other than dump it in the street/River/Sea.
* The Lonely Planet guidebook is a pile of crap.
* Everything is really cheap.
* Everyday in India, you see somthing hillarious, insane, heartbreaking, breathtaking, ugly or beautiful.
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What lovely thoughts and memories you'll have of India
I'll send you an e-mail at Beckis request telling you when I'm in on Sunday
Take care
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